Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bod1 a small pink nose

a small pink nose

White text at the top reads "SUPER 1/4 LB CHAR-BURGER

with two white stars flanking arched white serif text reading "TEXAS" at the top

Spicoli borrowing Jefferson's Camaro and returning it totaled is bold

Large white numeral "1" rendered with multiple concentric outline strokes in a retro varsity style dominates the upper portion

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bod1 a small pink noseAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each