Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top jesus " with a distressed illustration

" with a distressed illustration of a low-roofed building flanked by palm trees beside a bowling ball and pin

Li'l Sebastian

Retro 90s TV throwback design inspired by Binford Tools as seen in Home Improvement

Inspired by James Bond

surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top jesus " with a distressed illustrationMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow