I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M depicting his hat

depicting his hat

delivered with the composure of a man discovering his retirement plan involves a nuclear meltdown

Pink script text reads "World Famous" above large pink lettering reading "PARK AVENUE" with black text reading "RESTAURANT" below

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Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M depicting his hatCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved