Upschitz Creek - Unisex Tank Top mob Bouncing at the Double Deuce

Bouncing at the Double Deuce

Distressed cream text reads "CLEAR LAKE IOWA" to the left of a green cartoon fish in a baseball cap gripping a golden-yellow bat

A retro rubber-hose style cartoon hot dog character with a wide grin

Every major league city started with teams like these

Bold white block text with a red drop shadow below reads "NERDS

Upschitz Creek - Unisex Tank Top mob Bouncing at the Double Deucepschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in