The Swolly Spirit - Unisex Tank Top Size:L above "Baker City

above "Baker City

set against a tan woodgrain-textured plank framed by a distressed black rectangular border

flanked by red stars

Firefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it

Punctuation invented plausible deniability

The Swolly Spirit - Unisex Tank Top Size:L above "Baker CitySwole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff. Turns out the Holy Spirit has been running a PPL split this whole time and nobody in theology wants to talk about it. The Details: Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top. A vintage cartoon illustration of a muscular, long haired, bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden tan