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Cursive white script reads "Visit" above bold block letters spelling "TATOOINE

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Frank and Stein's Bar and Grill - Unisex T-Shirt top80s1 Turtles mating at geological speedFrank and Stein's has the exact energy of a dive bar where the bartender has neck bolts and a thousand yard stare and nobody asks questions. Open since 1931, which is either a prohibition flex or a monster movie reference, both equally credible. The Details: Green arched serif text reads "FRANK & STEIN'S" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Frankenstein's Monster with green skin, neck bolts, and flat top head, holding a foamy beer stein at a