Chug Norris 4th of July - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Birmingham's Ironmakers took the diamond

Birmingham's Ironmakers took the diamond in 1887

Listing tyranny and sorcery as standard services on a business card is peak Carpathian despot energy

got its own tastefully embossed business card and a Midtown corner office with East River views

Chong Li didn't get one because nobody had the nerve to hand it to him

Sitting down at a card table somehow exposed more vulnerability than any Lambda raid ever did

Chug Norris 4th of July - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Birmingham's Ironmakers took the diamondChug Norris doesn't double fist beers because he's thirsty, he does it because single fisting would be an insult to America. The fireworks behind him started themselves out of respect. The Details: A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double fisting two golden beers, with red, white, and blue firework bursts behind him. Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic