You Know Why I'm Here - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Somewhere a sign painter got

Somewhere a sign painter got paid in free skate passes and honestly came out ahead

high-stakes operations

and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture

Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float

Registration number '180924609' appears below in matching distressed golden-yellow lettering

You Know Why I'm Here - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Somewhere a sign painter gotDeviled eggs disappear from a potluck tray faster than a witness in a mob trial, and nobody ever sees who did it. Wearing this shirt is basically a signed confession with zero remorse and a request for seconds. The Details: Arched distressed white bubble text reads "YOU KNOW WHY" across the top. A vintage style illustration of a deviled egg with golden yellow piped filling atop a white egg half sits below, rendered with a weathered texture. Bold