Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt boating White script text reads "Sunset"

White script text reads "Sunset" above a coral circle flanked by horizontal lines in a streamlined motif

Membership in the Scuba Squad requires zero diving credentials and full emotional commitment to a bath toy

Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton unisex tank top

" A wood-grain textured rectangle frames a large cream martini glass with a dark red garnish

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Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt boating White script text reads "Sunset"Drinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Solid