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Unisex Feared Poltergeist Tank Top football This funny cynical infant bodysuit"I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist." Boredwalk This funny goth shirt makes a great gift for the horror fan in your life. Our original quote is paired with skeletons and bats for that perfect spooky vibe. It's a shirt even the grim reaper would approve of. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton hand printed in the USA with eco friendly