Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow Or upgrade to our Luxury

Or upgrade to our Luxury 52/48 cotton/poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look

"In Your Handwriting" means this doormat perfected forgery before he ever perfected a fist

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow Or upgrade to our LuxurySalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit