Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top

Inspired by The Simpsons

Aerospace engineers spent seven years earning the right to correct one single phrase

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Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Distressed white arched block textSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit