Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie cairo its fuse visibly burning

its fuse visibly burning

and a grin strides forward holding a baseball bat

Arched golden-tan bold serif text reads "BARMAIDS" above a rubber hose style cartoon mascot of an anthropomorphic beer mug with a foamy top

Inspired by Porky's

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie cairo its fuse visibly burningSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split