Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Otto standing in front of

Otto standing in front of that Malibu looking like he just got fired from the grocery store and hasn't yet learned about the lattice of coincidence

Cutting pizza with scissors is the first sign you're dealing with a cop who considers due process a mild suggestion

and the lanes became another destination worth the drive

I said go home

Hand is already filing an injunction

Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Otto standing in front ofElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork