In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Brown serif text reads "Wichita

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In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Brown serif text reads "WichitaIn Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! Inspired by The Office. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton