The Philosoraptor - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy bared fangs

bared fangs

with hand-lettered script reading "Tur Mai Kai" and "EXOTIC COCKTAILS" beside a hula dancer in a grass skirt

giving working families something to believe in on summer evenings

Inspired by Porky's

" with a vintage hand-drawn elk head in profile to the left

The Philosoraptor - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy bared fangsPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits