Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Los Angeles Two light blue diamond shapes

Two light blue diamond shapes flanking the center each contain crossed white bowling pin outlines

holding a small cocktail in her raised hand

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

Arched distressed white block text reads "PAN DOWN" above a triangular crest

" A red pentagon shape frames white bowling pins with red stripes being struck by a black ball marked "66

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Los Angeles Two light blue diamond shapesMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block