Bucket List - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Guyabeetus is less a parody

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Cream arched text reads "Steubenville

Lowercase white serif text reads "(separately of course)" at the bottom

Ornate baroque cartouche rendered in dark brown outlines with elaborate scrollwork and carved detailing tapers to a point at the bottom

it was a reason to walk through the door

Bucket List - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Guyabeetus is less a parodyBucket lists normally involve skydiving and visiting Machu Picchu, but beer and ice is the only one with a 100% completion rate. Ambition peaks when both checkboxes involve a gas station. The Details: Bold white retro style text with dark outlines reads "Bucket List" across the top. Below, a cartoon gray metal ice bucket with a handle holds four yellow beer bottles, flanked on the left by a checklist with "Beer" and "Ice" in white sans serif type,