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Ritual killings are just part of the babysitting handbook when you have zero impulse control

Andy proved the only thing harder than prison walls is a patient man with a rock hammer

Shower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep

I proclaim this: The Summer of George

000 years of cultural evidence

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