Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A retro roller skate illustration

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Jesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together

Distressed screen-print style illustration depicts a muscular

Stylized black hand-lettered text below reads "STUFT SHIRT" with bold black text reading "RESTAURANT" beneath it

Those silhouettes aren't a cast list

Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A retro roller skate illustrationNaming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24 7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented. "Open 24 7" is doing felony level work behind that wholesome font. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered script reads "Your Mom's" above a vintage 1950s style line art illustration of a smiling woman with curled hair beside a steaming coffee cup on a saucer. Weathered white serif text reads "Bed &