Independence 1776 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L because nobody survives telling the

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

and this is why

with orange and yellow flames shooting from the nozzle

wearing a headlamp helmet and a large mustache

Independence 1776 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L because nobody survives telling theThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE