Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie berkeley Designed in a retro distressed

Designed in a retro distressed style

Complete with boob traps

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Rainbows and fluffy clouds delivering a misanthropy announcement is just a resignation letter written in finger paint

over red text reading "EST

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie berkeley Designed in a retro distressedGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,