Thunderlips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Cerrano's post-career pivot into retail

Cerrano's post-career pivot into retail bat haberdashery makes perfect sense for a man who consulted Jobu before every at-bat

with "BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HIM" curving below the central graphic

Golden outlined text in a cinematic typeface reads "OBI-JUAN KENOBI" below the figure

White blocky text reads "BASEMENT TOURS" above red serif text reading "SAN ANTONIO

the legendary Lieutenant Theo Kojak

Thunderlips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Cerrano's post-career pivot into retailCharity matches require a certain decorum that Thunder Lips clearly never read the memo on. Gorilla pressing the Italian Stallion while Adrian screams is a weird way to raise money for youth centers. Inspired by Rocky III. The Details: A cartoon style illustration shows Thunder Lips in yellow trunks and yellow boots hoisting a smaller wrestler overhead in a gorilla press slam. Bold red italicized text with a yellow outline reads "THUNDER LIPS" below.