Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_peewee Congregation didn't even flinch

Congregation didn't even flinch

with elegant gold script below reading "Malt Liquor

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_peewee Congregation didn't even flinchListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading