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Yeah Buoy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Penguins already waddle like they'reBuoy number 38 out here getting more hype than anything in maritime history, and it literally just floats there marking a channel. Peak enthusiasm wasted on the most passive object in the entire ocean. The Details: Arched white distressed text reads "YEAH BUOY" across the top. A golden yellow conical buoy marked "38" in dark lettering sits among teal and white stylized waves, topped with a red beacon. White seagull silhouettes flank the buoy on either