Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt fall which is historically optimistic

which is historically optimistic

Opened in 1958 and closed in 2006

flanked by vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1987

Somewhere a 1950s housewife is smiling through frosting and measuring out exactly two cups of please stop talking

Inspired by American Pie

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt fall which is historically optimisticTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text