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Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

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a red stripe along the lower panel

Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses

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