I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_80s Distressed gray stencil-style text below

Distressed gray stencil-style text below reads "LET'S PARTY" in bold military block lettering

Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton

TWENTY PAPERS

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_80s Distressed gray stencil-style text belowBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I