You Old Sailor You - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Small town clubs like these

Small town clubs like these gave communities something to rally around on summer nights

Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent-A-Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar

Ideal as a fun gift for friends who appreciate adult humor

Large bold white block text reads "PITCHING" above distressed white text reading "GUARANTEED TO ADD 2-3" DROP ON YOUR CURVE BALL

with three seagulls in flight above

You Old Sailor You - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Small town clubs like theseChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"