Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Hoodie favz Cream rectangular currency border frames

Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink

it's a curtain call for a country that forgot the difference between entertainment and execution

Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make

A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text reading "JOHN MATRIX

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Hoodie favz Cream rectangular currency border framesTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script