You Should See The Size of My Sack - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S sits between "ESTD" and "1937"

sits between "ESTD" and "1937" in cream

White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi-level diving platform

" and "1902" beside the rifles

a cartoon portrait of Old Man Peabody with wild eyes

showing a main cooking chamber with grated shelf

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S sits between "ESTD" and "1937"Santa hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below