Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Yogurt warned us merchandising is

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Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Yogurt warned us merchandising isRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering