Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex T-Shirt columbus Distressed light blue italic script

Distressed light blue italic script reads "Air Conditioned" at the top

Robbing banks in rubber president masks is just how you fund an endless summer when your spiritual leader has immaculate hair and zero retirement plans

mouth wide open in a yell

" A digital illustration of Jack Burton in a white tank top curls dumbbells

" centered within the black interior of the marquee

Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex T-Shirt columbus Distressed light blue italic scriptGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth