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It's the Most Wonderful Time For a Beer - Unisex T-Shirt big island Penguins lost the flight optionSanta clutching a beer like a golden chalice of survival looks exactly like every Norman Rockwell painting that got cut from the Saturday Evening Post for honesty. Turns out the most wonderful time of the year always had a two drink minimum. The Details: White Gothic style script reads "It's the most wonderful time" in an arch above a vintage illustration of a winking Santa Claus raising a golden beer mug to his lips. Bold white serif text below reads