Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed green text reads

Arched distressed green text reads "JOHN MATRIX'S" above large block letters reading "SURPLUS CITY

AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS CREAM CHEESE

and this roster runs deeper than any Eternian warrior

Green distressed block text reads "ROLLERS" in an arched layout

Amity Island's swim team has a suspiciously high turnover rate and a coach who insists the buddy system is non-negotiable

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed green text readsRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching