Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed orange text reads "507

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

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Bold golden-yellow display text below reads "Tobacco

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Distressed white rounded text arched across the top reads "WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR

Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed orange text reads "507DILF printed across a dad's chest does exactly zero work as an acronym because every brain in the barbecue already finished that word six seconds ago. The wholesome subtitle underneath is just a doily thrown over the evidence. The Details: Large distressed white bubble style text reads "DILF" as the dominant element. Smaller matching rounded white text beneath reads "DEDICATED INVOLVED" above "& LOVING FATHER," all carrying a weathered vintage texture