I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Cream rectangular currency border frames

Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability

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A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Cream rectangular currency border framesCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: