Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Hoodie commando White bold sans-serif text reads

White bold sans-serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

and this roster runs deeper than any Eternian warrior

" Elegant white script reading "It Breathes" appears over a bat-shaped banner

and Lincoln each raising amber-colored beer pints

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Hoodie commando White bold sans-serif text readsCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads