Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt science Rephrasing a two-word catchphrase into

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Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt science Rephrasing a two-word catchphrase intopschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in