Wait Until You See My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink Bubby thought he was a

Bubby thought he was a knight

except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished

Bold red serif lettering below reads "Choke

Blonde has impeccable taste in music and terrible taste in conflict resolution

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Wait Until You See My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink Bubby thought he was aSea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003. The nautical alibi fools absolutely nobody, but the commitment to plausible deniability is doing all the heavy lifting. The Details: Curved blue text reads "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration in blue depicts a bearded sea captain gripping a ship's wheel, with a sailboat on choppy water and a