If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz Short Sleeve your sister with the epic

your sister with the epic one-liners

or while making Target runs where you’d rather not chitchat

Or maybe you’re surprising your pint-sized bestie who thrives on playful sarcasm

Whether you’re navigating the chaos of carpool

The attendee

If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz Short Sleeve your sister with the epicIf I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute one. Probably a radish. Maybe an heirloom tomato. Something with personality and the audacity to be expensive at the farmers market. This if I were a vegetable mug commits to the thought experiment with full confidence. The vegetable category has been selected. The standards remain high. Who this is for: The woman who applies her standards to all hypotheticals including produce The fun gift for the friend who would