Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers long before the majors came

long before the majors came calling

Curved white serif text at the bottom reads "Mountains

representing a small southwest Missouri town with outsized ambition

A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame

Bold golden-yellow script reads "Wasps" with a swooping underline tail below

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers long before the majors cameTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.