It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Cerrano's post-career pivot into retail

Cerrano's post-career pivot into retail bat haberdashery makes perfect sense for a man who consulted Jobu before every at-bat

Rocket scientists everywhere just felt something and they can't quite spell out what it is

and absolutely no signed contracts

Block white text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB" with "ESTD" and "1899" on either side

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Cerrano's post-career pivot into retailMandatory uniform for the cookout's resident character. Arrives at 11, monopolizes the grill by 2, gets carried inside before the fireworks start. National tradition. The Details: Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below. A cartoon hot dog (deep red sausage, golden bun, yellow mustard zigzag) sits dead center over a speckled vintage texture. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid