The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Nobody throwing a pool party

Nobody throwing a pool party ever looked that greased up and vengeful

Formalizing the business just justifies the gas money

she invented one nobody survived

Inspired by Porky's

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The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Nobody throwing a pool partyBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen