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Skateland - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt 00s and now it needs anSkateland in Cleveland pledged to defeat fascism through roller skating, which is the most aggressively Midwestern contribution to World War II imaginable. Nothing says Allied victory like doing the hokey pokey on quad skates at Euclid and East 90th. The Details: Red and white striped Uncle Sam top hat tops the design, with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars. Bold white text reads "SKATELAND" above "EUCLID AT E. 90th ST. *