Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns Red serif text reading "BLOW

Red serif text reading "BLOW ME" sits inside a rounded rectangular badge with a red outline below the cartridge

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

" Diagonal parallel black lines extend above and below the banner

A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke

with diagonal blue-and-white rain lines and salt spilling behind her

Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns Red serif text reading "BLOWNaming your retail empire "Tall & Fat" is the kind of radical honesty that makes every focus group consultant weep. Melon built 150 locations by refusing to pretend big guys wanted to shop somewhere called "The Slender Gentleman." Inspired by Back to School. The Details: Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white to light blue gradient fill and dark border, containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble