New Year Same Old - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Sam Rothstein turned a sportsbook

Sam Rothstein turned a sportsbook into a variety show stage because even chaos needs a spreadsheet

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

That 1970s jogging pamphlet aesthetic just makes the voluntary self-abuse feel wholesome

Design inspired by the 1991 cult classic movie

Nobody in that treehouse got a Nobel

New Year Same Old - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Sam Rothstein turned a sportsbookResolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies. The calendar changes but the human capacity for self deception remains impressively consistent year round. The Details: The words "NEW YEAR" are printed in a black, arched, sans serif font. Below that, the words "SAME OLD" appear in the same black font. A brown, stylized illustration of a poop emoji is centered at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: