Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Women's T-Shirt bondsville Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Inspired by A League of Their Own

Blue sans-serif text reads "CORPUS CHRISTI" beside a dark blue clipper ship silhouette

and honestly the rebrand required zero effort

Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape

Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Women's T-Shirt bondsville Inspired by Dumb and DumberVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by