American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Labeling a tee shirt "Tee

Labeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice

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Distressed white text below reads "Smoke Brisket" over "Not Meth

sipping a tropical drink beside a palm tree

Bold navy serif text arched across the top reads "TEA BAGGING" with "ENGLAND" in larger block letters directly below

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Labeling a tee shirt "TeeApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple