Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A vintage hand-drawn female roller

A vintage hand-drawn female roller skater in motion occupies the center

he got laser-blasted into it

13th Street lives forever as advertising because nothing else survives American progress

sword in his right hand

Restaurants like this fed more than appetites

Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A vintage hand-drawn female rollerKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown